It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
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I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
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You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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