Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I would ride that face into the sunset
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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