Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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