At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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