p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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