Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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