That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
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Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
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I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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