Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
The chlamydia really affected his face.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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