Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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