New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
It's official drugs can't kill me
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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