Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life