is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.