So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
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I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
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Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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