PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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