she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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