What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
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Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
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The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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