Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
you made out with another girl for some wings
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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