And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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