Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
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I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
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I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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