drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
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I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
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I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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