i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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