I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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