bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
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ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
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He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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