Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
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You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
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i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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