Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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