have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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