Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
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I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
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Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
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