There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
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im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
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I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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