Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
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Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
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