My sheets look like a crime scene.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Are we still banned from the library?
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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