is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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