I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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