Don't you send me to vm
Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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