I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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