if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
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Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
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Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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