1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
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if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
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He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
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