They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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