More tranny stories later!
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
