I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
this will be a night to untag.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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