I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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