The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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