then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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