goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
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Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
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before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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