she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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