It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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