check it out our google latitudes are spooning
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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