the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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