I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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