shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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