ugly people sure do ruin things
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
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Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
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You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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