You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
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I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
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My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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