I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
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he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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