WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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