In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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