I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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