someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
We are two peas in an std pod
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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