you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
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i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
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I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
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We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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