Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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